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It was the talk of the town when an 85 year old man married an 18 year old girl. After a year, she went into the hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow saying, "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?" The old man replied, " You've got to keep that old motor running". The following year, she gave birth again. The same nurse said, "You really are amazing. How do you do it?" He again answered, "You've got to keep the old motor running." She gave birth to a third child the following year. The nurse said "You must be quite a man." He responded, "You've got to keep that old motor running." The nurse then said, "Well, you had better change the oil. This one is black."

2006-10-17 18:11:26 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

26 answers

I'm dead!

2006-10-18 03:13:42 · answer #1 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0 0

How is that a racist joke. the kid had to be balck because asian feautures wouldn't be as obvious, and it being blonde despite the fact that both parents are brinettes wouldn't be very important either, dark skin is the only distinguishing feature, it could have indian too. I don't get how its a racist joke I'm sorry, I though it was cute.

2006-10-17 19:04:23 · answer #2 · answered by c_mitu89 3 · 1 0

where does it say that the old man, the girl, or even the nurse, is white?

2006-10-17 18:23:15 · answer #3 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 1 0

<<"ok I get it it was a racists joke. Don't get me wrong I like racists joke but it wasn't funny.">>

Nice try, but no, it wasn't a racist joke. The funny part is that the wife's been cheating on him and NONE OF THE BABIES were his!

2006-10-17 18:21:52 · answer #4 · answered by major 2 · 1 0

lol! thats funny!
heres a joke 4 u!

ok whats green and has wheels?













The grass! i lied about the wheels

2006-10-17 18:14:57 · answer #5 · answered by 2Cute2bTrue 6 · 0 1

Sorry. Try finding a new joke.

2006-10-17 18:13:42 · answer #6 · answered by Fenrir 3 · 0 0

Is that funny? No offence man.

2006-10-17 18:39:10 · answer #7 · answered by Dreaming♥ 5 · 0 0

ok I get it it was a racists joke. Don't get me wrong I like racists joke but it wasn't funny.

2006-10-17 18:14:02 · answer #8 · answered by williamso06 2 · 0 2

lol...now that is a funny joke

2006-10-17 18:13:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

really good
but can u xplain me how did he do it at that age

2006-10-17 19:39:37 · answer #10 · answered by Manu 2 · 0 0

lol i like this one.. funny

2006-10-18 02:48:49 · answer #11 · answered by bklynmka 3 · 0 0

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