3 men are sitting in a boat in the middle of the ocean. They have 4 cigerettes but no matches. How do they mange to smoke?
2006-10-17 17:47:53 · 19 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They throw one smoke away to make the boat a cigarette lighter
2006-10-17 17:49:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 15⤊ 0⤋
They use the lighter :p or the less likely version. ( They're in the middle of a storm after 3 days starving for food and dieing of first. Their last wish is to get their smokes. A lightning bolt crashes into a pelican roasting the thing into a flame, luckily it lands right in their boat. The fire is almost out so they need to keep it going. 2 of the guys wanted 2 smokes each and the last guy wanted all four.. so they threw the guy who wanted all four into the fire and used his corspe to light and split the four smokes). Or u know theres the lighter.
2006-10-18 00:49:41 · answer #2 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, one guy wears glasses and they use the suns rays to use them like a magnifying glass and smoke them suckers!!
2006-10-18 01:03:29 · answer #3 · answered by Kellie W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
throw one cigarette off and make the boat a liter ha ha ha ha
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2006-10-18 00:52:19 · answer #4 · answered by The Lonely Fatman 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if any of the men wear glasses they can use the lenses to focus the sunlight to light the cigarette.
or it's a gay joke and they can smoke eachother anytime they want.
i prefer the first answer.
2006-10-18 00:50:57 · answer #5 · answered by peterbear13 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If one of them wear eye glasses, reflecting the sun through them will do it.
2006-10-18 00:51:51 · answer #6 · answered by Brat 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
start a fire with the wood on the boat?
2006-10-18 00:50:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They have a lighter
2006-10-18 00:52:20 · answer #8 · answered by pinkie_me76 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They have a lighter
2006-10-18 00:49:40 · answer #9 · answered by queenbee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they connected the cigarettes together and chain smoke.
2006-10-18 00:55:27 · answer #10 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋