2006-10-17 17:09:48 · 16 answers · asked by Chrissy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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alot?
2006-10-17 17:11:23 · answer #1 · answered by snowgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The wood chuck would chuck a lot of wood
2006-10-17 17:11:14 · answer #2 · answered by tgannon04 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A woodchuck can only chuck enough wood until he gets hungry. The typical wood chucking period before hunger sets in is about 20 minutes.
2006-10-17 17:12:38 · answer #3 · answered by rickbrowntravels.com 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well it would depend on the wood, and the size of the woodchuck. It would also depend on how sharp the wood chuck's beak was. It might also depend on how long the woodchuck has to live. Maybe the species of the woodchuck, and how fast it could move its head. You would also have to factor in winter, and if it is chucking wood all the time. So you get about.... 43?
2006-10-17 18:08:31 · answer #4 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ACTUAL END OF RHYME:
A wood chuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
2006-10-17 17:12:31 · answer #5 · answered by stevejensen 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
As much wood as a wood chuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
2006-10-17 17:11:33 · answer #6 · answered by miyazaki75 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A wood chuck would chuck all the wood he would chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood. But he would not because he would rather be a woody wood pecker.
2006-10-17 18:15:38 · answer #7 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2006-10-17 19:09:39 · answer #8 · answered by Jrenees55 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My son's name is Charles Wood. When he starts chucking wood, I'll let you know - he's only 11 weeks old today and is only up to upchucking.
2006-10-17 17:12:32 · answer #9 · answered by Samlet 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
if a wood chuck COULD chuck wood....he can't
2006-10-17 17:11:19 · answer #10 · answered by justmedrt 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
all the wood he would chuck into he dies ;)
2006-10-17 17:13:44 · answer #11 · answered by Royale 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋