A man and a woman were involved in a terrible car accident and both cars were totaled. They climbed from the wreckage and the woman stood in awe. "Our cars are demolished, yet we walk unharmed. This must be a sign from God that we are to be best friends for the rest of our lives," she spoke wisely.
"I agree completely, ma'am," the man replied.
The woman stepped closer to examine the damage and noticed something shiny within her car. Reaching in, she pulled out an unbroken bottle. "This bottle of wine wasn't even cracked. I think this is another sign that we are to drink a toast to our new friendship."
"That's a great idea, miss," the man answered taking the bottle from her. He popped the cork and drank his share.
"I'm sorry. How rude of me. Would you like some?"
"No, thanks," came the reply. "I'll just wait for the cops to get here."
2006-10-17 16:52:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pretty funny.
2006-10-17 16:57:11 · answer #1 · answered by wildstar_2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha. that's hilarious. reminds me of this one:
A driver is pulled over by a policeman:
Man: Is there a problem Officer?
Officer: Sir, you were speeding.
Man: Oh I see.
Officer: Can I see your licence please?
Man: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Man: Lost it 4 times for drink driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Man: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Man: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Man: Yes, and I killed the owner.
Officer: You what?
Man: She's in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer2: Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please! The man steps out of his vehicle.
Man: Is there a problem sir?
Officer2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Man: Murdered the owner?
Officer2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please.
The man opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer2: Is this your car sir?
Man: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence.
The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer2: Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car and murdered the owner.
Man: Bet you the lying b*stard told you I was speeding, too!
2006-10-18 00:44:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2006-10-19 14:51:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol - I wasn't expected that you are that smart otherwise i wouldn't have accepted your offer. hm... sigh
2006-10-18 01:48:15 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
damn!! never trust the wit of a woman!! lol
2006-10-18 02:20:40 · answer #5 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's tooooooooo funny.thanks I love it.
2006-10-18 00:55:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good One Babe!
2006-10-18 08:25:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it before, but still funny
2006-10-17 23:55:45 · answer #8 · answered by chrystallec 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
my lawyer taught me that one
2006-10-18 00:00:02 · answer #9 · answered by The Lonely Fatman 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
priceless!
2006-10-18 13:46:06 · answer #10 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋