Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best lay in town."
Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him and the drunk wanders off and stands at the far end of the bar.
Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points to the same guy, and says, "I just screwed your mom, and it was swe-e-et!"
Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk wanders off.
Ten minutes later he comes back and announces, "Your mom even let me..."
Finally the guy interrupts: "Go home, Dad - you're drunk!"
2006-10-17 16:48:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So the guy was a mother ******? And the mom was a milf? And the kid lives next to his parents when hes old enough to drink. WHAT A LOSER.
Great joke!
2006-10-17 18:10:29 · answer #1 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have told you a 100 times honey dont let our son goto the same bar as me, n u won't listen, see ?
2006-10-18 05:47:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my God! I have never heard that one before...Its hilarious.I dont know who comes up with these stuff.
This totally made my day...tee hee...cant stop laughing!
2006-10-18 00:09:26 · answer #3 · answered by Mikillah 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so ugly she has to sneak up on a sundial to catch the time
2006-10-18 00:48:37 · answer #4 · answered by jess g 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats what happens when dads get drunk
2006-10-17 23:55:49 · answer #5 · answered by tan t 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but still funny
2006-10-17 23:53:43 · answer #6 · answered by chrystallec 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not a good one. We know what u are up to so nothing new.
2006-10-18 02:06:34 · answer #7 · answered by Loganathan Raja Rajun R 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha!! Never heard that one before!! haha Great one!!
2006-10-18 01:46:00 · answer #8 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
k
2006-10-18 20:19:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!!
2006-10-18 01:14:35 · answer #10 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋