Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a loser.
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again.
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
Consumption of alcohol may convince you that your ex is really dying to hear from you at 4 am.
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember).
Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that you're tougher than a really big guy named Kong.
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small... or large gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
2006-10-17 16:38:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! they prolly should say alot of those!
2006-10-17 16:41:21 · answer #1 · answered by imissyou_iluvyou 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Questions and Answers About Men?
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.
Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. Because they're practicing to be men.
Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him or three-one to screw in the bulb and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.
Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.
Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women...
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
2006-10-17 23:43:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
llmao! It is true! Why don't they post a disclaimer on the bottles? Why didn't someone tell me what can happen! Oh yeah, I might have noticed after the first few years of drinking, but I never got an official notice! I think it would not have made a bit of difference! And won't now! Rock on!
2006-10-17 23:44:12 · answer #3 · answered by Suspended 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think consumption of alcohol has caused all of that for me....gee now they tell me!!
2006-10-18 00:09:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
but consumption of alcohol is good for you. You can tell. because if you put worm in beer it will die. So, drinking beer prevent worms :D
2006-10-17 23:44:17 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yea
2006-10-18 00:03:35 · answer #6 · answered by The Lonely Fatman 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow
2006-10-17 23:43:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOVE IT!
2006-10-18 13:58:12 · answer #8 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋