10. Immediately go shopping for a vibrator
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half
8. See if he could finally do a split
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping-pong ball 20 feet
6. Cross his legs without rearranging his crotch
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 20 minutes
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too
1. Finally find that damn G-Spot
Things a Woman Would Do if She Woke up with a Penis
10. Get ahead faster in the corporate world
9. Get a *******
8. Find out what is so fascinating about "beating the meat"
7. Pee standing up
6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently
5. Find out what it is like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm
4. Touch/shift herself in public without a thought as to how improper it might seem
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction that occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member, which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement
1. Repeat #9
2006-10-17 16:19:37 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You and I are so much alike!
2006-10-18 01:32:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Guy walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees it’s filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks. “What’s up with the jar?”
Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money..”
The man certainly isn’t going to pass this up. “What are the three tests?”
Pay first, those are the rules.” says the bartender.
So the man gives him the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar.
“OK,” the bartender says. Here’s what you need to do:
First , You have to drink that entire gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing, all at once…and you can’t make a face while doing it.
Second, There’s a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands.
Third. - There’s a 90-year old woman upstairs who has never reached orgasm during intercourse. You’ve gotta make things right for her.”
The man is stunned. “I know I paid my $10, but I’m not an idiot, I won’t do it!
You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila, and then do those other things…”
“Your call,” says the bartender, “but your money stays where it is.”
As time goes on and the man has a few drinks, then a few more, he asks, “Wherez zat tequila?”
He grabs the gallon with both hands and downs it with a big slurp.Tears streaming down both cheeks, but he doesn’t make a face.
Next, he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up and soonthe people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy, scuffle going on outside.
They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming, the pit bull yelping and then silence.
Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar, with his shirt ripped and large bloody scratches all over his body.
“Now,” he says. “Where’s the old woman with the sore tooth?”
2006-10-17 16:46:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
No I would save up for boobs to go with it, then I would become a stripper/prostitute and sell my body. HAHAHAH no actually I would freak out, figure that vagina out from every aspect, and then hope I woke up with my dick again the next morning.
2006-10-17 16:22:38 · answer #3 · answered by franklin d 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man waking up with a vagina needs to be given CPR right away!
2006-10-17 19:05:28 · answer #4 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious!-- I always said that if I had a penis I would:
-Pee standing up/outside
-Have sex
-Jack it off
-Find something cool to stick it in!
LoL!
2006-10-17 16:23:33 · answer #5 · answered by IWantToKnow 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LMAO Mechelle star
2016-03-28 13:51:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finally the answer to the mysteries of the universe. Thank you. You have my gratitude..
2006-10-17 16:31:58 · answer #7 · answered by Totoru 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, in my case i will think that WOW at last i had a non-head ache night
2006-10-17 19:14:45 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10 things that too much for a man to handle, if a man woke up with a vagina, he could truly go f*** himself.
2006-10-17 16:23:57 · answer #9 · answered by lil'rusty 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Now now, U are getting a little vulgar are'nt you?
2006-10-17 22:54:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋