There are three types of sex in a marriage. The first one is Kitchen Sex. This is when you are newlyweds, and you're still having fun, so you do it anywhere, anytime - but mostly the kitchen.
The second type is Bedroom Sex. This is when you have settled down a bit and probably have kids, so you can't do it anywhere except the bedroom.
The third type of sex is Hallway Sex. This is when you pass each other in the hall and say, ''Screw you.''
But there's also a fourth kind called Courtroom Sex. This is when you are getting a divorce and you try to screw each other in public.
2006-10-17 16:09:32 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Once again....I posted this babe!
2006-10-18 01:48:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I thought screwing each other in public was dating sex (um, so yummy).
But I suppose you are certainly "baring it all" in the courtroom screw as well. Sigh.
2006-10-17 16:17:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There 4 Animals that womens like, 1. A MINK IN A CLOSET, 2 JAGUARIN THE GARAGE, 3 A TIGER IN BED, 4 A JACK@SSTO PAYS FOR EVERYTHINGS. SWEETY ENJOY I HAVE BETTER ONE .
2006-10-17 17:38:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
there are three types of rings:
1. Engagement ring
2. Wedding ring
3. Suffering
2006-10-17 19:15:44 · answer #4 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mostly V because you get the feel of each others body rather than focusing on the humping and grinding. Not all are into A and the O...is tiresome on the mouth sometimes.
2016-03-28 13:50:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but true!! This has happen to me and # 4 is the worst kind you can have!! No pleasure there what so ever!!
2006-10-17 16:15:14 · answer #6 · answered by bren_jim 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No dont tell me you are planning to progress to the court room with me my dear.
2006-10-17 22:51:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, this joke is funny on many levels.
2006-10-17 16:11:39 · answer #8 · answered by Tericka 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Interesting.......
2006-10-17 16:11:35 · answer #9 · answered by D@ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What about Memory Sex?
"Do you recall when...?"
2006-10-17 16:12:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
LMAO So funny, sadly so true:(
2006-10-17 18:24:17 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋