I found out this woman I was doing was sleeping around. After I did her one more time, I ground up some sominex sleeping pills into to powder and mixed it into the screwdrivers I was making her after she was drunk. She fell asleep fast and then I took a poop on her chest as she slept. I took what cash she had in her purse to reimburse me for the vodka !! I also left more ground up sominex in her milk and juice in the refrigerator but I don't know if she ever got sleepy from it. I let myself out. I wish I could have seen her when she woke up. I still have a copy of the key she lent me. I may go back and leave her some more sleeping powder. I just wish I could dump on her one more time. She'll think twice about banging behind a guy's back now.
2006-10-17 15:11:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
That, my friend, is justice.
2006-10-17 15:15:30 · answer #1 · answered by SatanicYoda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, I seriously hope that was a made up story. I don't care if she was nailing a whole football team and broadcasting it via webcam, that is no way to treat someone. The appropriate way to get "even" with a nasty cheater is to just hit the road and find someone hotter. Then you can send her pictures with your new hotter girlfriend and say "we could have stayed together, but you were a dirty cheater so I found someone way hotter and more trustworthy than you are and am very happy." :) That will hurt much more over time.
2006-10-18 21:26:12 · answer #2 · answered by Genji_77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You did not get even you lowered yourself to her level. A better man would have walked away and found a women worthy of his love. Two wrongs do not make it right. Not to mention you could have killled her with those pills.
2006-10-17 22:27:32 · answer #3 · answered by pajello2dogs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are an ****hole. It's pathetic that you would handle a situation like that by drugging and stealing from a woman, what she did is not equal to that. It sounds like you're just bragging about your 'heroic stunt'. You could have addressed the situation, or broken up with her or whatever, but that is just SICK!!
2006-10-17 22:16:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross. When are you going to grow up? You poop in a pot. Were you committed? Engaged? Married? No strings attached? you both deserve each other--her for putting up with what you dish out and you for dishing it out. This is disgusting.
2006-10-17 22:16:49 · answer #5 · answered by Patches6 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is quite mean, considering i'm a woman...but i guess she had it coming..just not that badly. i think just the poop would have done it....the pills are a little too much. you're not IN LOVE with her...and even then...its pretty mean...but i do have to admit...that's pretty damn f-ing hilarious
2006-10-17 22:14:08 · answer #6 · answered by confused 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny like very. i was like laughin hard. that is good revenge. and its not IMMATURE or whatever those other girls onhere said. im a girl to I would liked to see the look on her face Ibet ya she puked HAHAHA good goin! that was awesome
2006-10-17 22:19:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have mega issues havent you herd of being the better person I guess guys like you have no class thats why you can only get a ho!
2006-10-17 22:16:24 · answer #8 · answered by flyassballerchick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I DON'T THINK THAT'S MEAN AT ALL! IT'S HILARIOUS. I WISH I COULD SEE THE LOOK ON HER FACE TO. CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-17 22:16:50 · answer #9 · answered by i'm smart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well..that was harsh..didnt need the dumping part.
2006-10-17 22:14:11 · answer #10 · answered by Ohkay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋