Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught 30 fish. One guy said to his friend, "Mark this spot so that we can come back here again tomorrow."
The next day, when they were driving to rent the boat, the same guy asked his friend, "Did you mark that spot?"
His friend replied, "Yeah, I put a big 'X' on the bottom of the boat."
The first one said, "You stupid fool! What if we don't get that same boat today!?!?"
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Leo and Sam exited and locked the car in a hurry, forgetting to remove the key which was in the ignition.
Realizing the mistake, Leo asked, "Why don't we get a coat hanger to open it."
"No, that won't work" answered Sam. "People will think we're trying to break in.
Then Leo suggested, "What if we use a pocket knife to cut around the rubber, then stick a finger in and pull up the lock?
"No," said Sam. "People will think we're too dumb to use a coat hanger.
"Well," siged Leo, "we'd better think of something fast. It's starting to rain!
2006-10-17 15:08:12 · 21 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes, as usual, you ARE the queen of 'late nite' comedy. Both are funny, easy to share with all. and yes, that one who mentioned the rest of the punchline is right...the top was down. lol polka dots are the bomb! COOL
2006-10-18 17:18:22 · answer #1 · answered by John L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the first one
2006-10-17 15:11:46 · answer #2 · answered by chrystallec 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that second joke is supposed to finish with "We better think of something soon, cause it's starting to rain and the top is down."
2006-10-17 15:26:05 · answer #3 · answered by short5641sweet 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like the 1st one much
2006-10-17 19:04:54 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those Polacks can't even hide in a joke.
A couple of good laughs for me.
Thanks!
2006-10-19 20:21:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the first one. Both are stupid though.
2006-10-17 18:43:08 · answer #6 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-04 22:52:02 · answer #7 · answered by marquard 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2006-10-17 15:10:40 · answer #8 · answered by retrodragonfly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both are dumb but funny.
2006-10-17 15:11:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good. I like the first one better.
2006-10-17 15:12:40 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋