A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He found a nice, used chicken farm, which he bought. Turns out that his next door neighbor was also a chicken farmer. The neighbor came for a visit one day and said, "Chicken farming isn't easy. Tell you what. To help you get started, I'll give you 100 chickens."
The new chicken farmer was thrilled. Two weeks later the new neighbor stopped by to see how things were going. The new farmer said, "Not too good. All 100 chickens died." The neighbor said, "Oh, I can't believe that. I've never had any trouble with my chickens. I'll give you 100 more."
Another two weeks went by, and the neighbor stops in again. The new farmer says, "You're not going to believe this, but the second 100 chickens died too." Astounded, the neighbor asked, "what went wrong? What did you do to them?" Well, says the new farmer, "I'm not sure whether I'm planting them too deep or not far apart enough."
2006-10-17 14:53:31 · 21 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
kewl beans!!!
2006-10-17 14:59:44 · answer #1 · answered by crystal d 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man, was that a brilliant thing to do. Sounds a lot like something I would do. I am a city girl born and bread and I know very litte of farm life!
That was soooooooooo cute! Never heard that one before, I like it.
2006-10-17 22:05:18 · answer #2 · answered by helpme1 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was good! wow that CJ person hasn't posted about the ringtones yet... its a total miracle!
2006-10-17 22:01:40 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LOL!!!! That was a great joke and i love it and would vote for you as best joke cause that keeped me laughing for ages!
2006-10-17 22:03:24 · answer #4 · answered by Welcome! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhhhhh wow lol, I thought it was going to be obvious like he ate them instead ya know? hehe â¥
2006-10-18 10:08:15 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard that one before but it is still funny
2006-10-17 22:47:44 · answer #6 · answered by bettyboop_bell 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha H a Ha :)
2006-10-17 21:59:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, I smiled.
2006-10-17 23:10:05 · answer #8 · answered by cricketgirl76 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats stupid everybody knows that you have to plant the eggs
2006-10-17 22:04:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG That's a good one..
2006-10-18 02:04:08 · answer #10 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I chuckled.... but just a little bit.
2006-10-17 22:01:05 · answer #11 · answered by Ifeelyourpain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋