A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near death experience. During that experience she sees God and ask if this is it.
God says no and explains that she has another 30 years to live. Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc.
She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She figures since she's got another 30 years she might as well make the most of it. She walks out of the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.
She arrives in front of God and complains: "I thought you said I had another 30 years.
God replies, "I didn't recognize you."
2006-10-17 14:42:32 · 19 answers · asked by Drew 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh my goodness. That is so funny... I was laughing for like 5 minutes straight...
2006-10-17 14:55:56 · answer #1 · answered by Baseball Rocks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2006-10-17 21:45:39 · answer #2 · answered by bettyboop_bell 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha good one
2006-10-17 22:27:10 · answer #3 · answered by chrystallec 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess it's not so funny the100000000000th time
2006-10-17 22:16:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That was really funny.
2006-10-18 02:02:30 · answer #5 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was soooo funny! I told my sister because she's always looking for a good laugh! Thanks!
2006-10-17 22:08:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny. haha
2006-10-17 22:16:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha that was pretty good!
2006-10-17 21:54:24 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i read htis iin readers digest
2006-10-17 21:46:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats a good one.
2006-10-17 23:27:15 · answer #10 · answered by b26_angeleyes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋