Dear Mary,
I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year, and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree on Christmas
I was gong to bring you all the gifts from the 12 days of christmas but we have a little problem up here. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with STD's from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing; the 11 lords a leaping have knocked up the 8 maids of milking; the 9 pipers playing have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a swimming
Even worce! the 6 geese a laying 4 calling birds, 3 french hens 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree have me up to my *** in bird crap
On top of all this, Mrs. Clause is going through the menopause; 8 of my reindeer are in the heat the elves have joined the gay liberation movement and those dumb-*** liberals have
made President Bush Gay......
2006-10-17 13:01:57 · 17 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh s**t that was funny i always new that bush was gay & im not talking about being happy
2006-10-17 14:16:43 · answer #1 · answered by katherine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It started out well, then you tripped at the finish line. all in all a 6 out of 10.
2006-10-17 13:19:13 · answer #2 · answered by Sasha B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It went from mildly amusing to overly political and homophobic in a hurry.
2006-10-17 14:09:42 · answer #3 · answered by Jake 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could have been better, but it made me smile
2006-10-17 13:17:35 · answer #4 · answered by Froggie! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope. Sorry. Try again.
2006-10-17 13:14:20 · answer #5 · answered by robertspraguejr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the beginning was funny then it just got too political
2006-10-17 13:04:58 · answer #6 · answered by Ms. V 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-10-17 23:43:51 · answer #7 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny.
2006-10-17 13:25:55 · answer #8 · answered by Drew 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-17 13:12:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
niiiiice
2006-10-17 13:05:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋