2006-10-17 12:59:28 · 43 answers · asked by advice girl 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
cell phone. thats what i do. i like text my friends and their like sitting right beside me.pass notes. church is really boring im sorry to say. especially bible study. praise time is cool but listening time is..........zZzZzZzZzZz
2006-10-17 13:02:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Bring mint balls ! When I was 10 till the age of 14, I had to go to church with my grand-mother about 3 times per week ! And whenever I was feeling sleepy through the pastor's sermon I would eat a mint ball and the taste would act up. Try it ....
2006-10-17 13:04:37 · answer #2 · answered by nicesweet_p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sound like you may not be attending the right church or attending church for the right reasons. Going to church will not save you. An active faith in Christ will.
There's no point in going to church out of religion or because you think you have to. It's a waste of time really.
2006-10-17 13:04:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A sermon is a refresher course on what you should already know. It is there for both the believer and those who are still seeking the truth.If you do not know what he is talking about that is your own fault, find a mentor and get involved. Those who are truly saved read the bible, understand and are excited about what is being talked about. If you do believe and are still bored find a new church that will meet your needs and help you grow.
2006-10-17 13:16:38 · answer #4 · answered by shulamite 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes the peace of the Lord is like that. The Apostles themselves could hardly stay awake around him so you are in very good company
2006-10-17 13:07:01 · answer #5 · answered by Midge 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Picture the priest naked.(See how long you can go without laughing)
Also go through all the women and rate each one for how much you'd like to do her! If that doesn't work, just give
up and go to sleep! Make sure you snore loudly, so they realise they need to spice things up if they wanna keep you coming back. And, when they ask you how they might change things, so that you find church fun and interesting again, tell them there oughta be more sex!
2006-10-17 13:04:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go to bed by 1o:oopm the night before and go to a lively church service.
2006-10-17 13:04:37 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh, heh...tough question baby. Actually I loved church when I was in Marine Boot Camp. It meant an extra hour of sleep. If the Drill Instructors didn't catch you.
2006-10-17 13:01:52 · answer #8 · answered by Quasimodo 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you have problems staying awake...why do you even bother going? You're being disrespectful if you find it so boring it puts you to sleep.
You don't have to attend church to believe in God. But when something awful happens in your life, and you try praying to God, he might be too tired to hear your prayers.
2006-10-17 13:04:03 · answer #9 · answered by Chrissy 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Drink Red Bull!
2006-10-17 13:03:11 · answer #10 · answered by Ms.Q's 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Drink Redbull.
2006-10-19 03:20:08 · answer #11 · answered by Da Great 1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋