the man takes his dog to the vet and asks the vet dr can you tell me what is wrong with my dog. the vet looks at the dog and saids i am sorry sir your dog is dead. the man could not believe it and saids i want another opinion. so the vet brings in a black lab puts him on the examining table and he sniffs up and down the other dog looks at the vet and barks. the vet saids i am sorry sir but the dog has spoken your dog is dead. the man saids no i want another opinion. so the vet brings in a cat and the cat sniffs up and down the dogs body and saids i am sorry sir but the cat has spoken your dog is dead. so the man decides to expect the fact his dog is dead. then he gets his bill and the amoubt is $650. so the man saids to the vet dr i am wondering why is my bill $650, i thought you only charge $50 for an exam what is the other $600 for? and the vet replies $300 fot the lab test and $300 for the cat scan. ha ha.
2006-10-17 12:37:55 · 15 answers · asked by kandykane_1977 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Should have said Labrador instead of black lab, so that the punchline would have been impactful !! Even then it was great.Thanks for the one!!!
2006-10-17 12:50:52 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2006-10-17 19:55:43 · answer #2 · answered by LOSEROFTHEYEAR 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute that's funny
2006-10-17 20:13:53 · answer #3 · answered by gothmusicforlife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the doctor could be just joking about it. If the dog is dead then he should know that it's dead...
2006-10-17 19:40:49 · answer #4 · answered by cheez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL!! He could have made more by bringing in a hound charging for blood work!
2006-10-17 19:49:09 · answer #5 · answered by Serendipity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny man! 2 thumbs up!!
2006-10-17 19:39:45 · answer #6 · answered by jonmarbles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny and very cute.
2006-10-17 20:45:35 · answer #7 · answered by Drew 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thx for the laugh and 2 pts :)
2006-10-17 19:40:06 · answer #8 · answered by Ellis S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-10-17 20:47:56 · answer #9 · answered by cltkut 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(lol)
Cute!!! Great Joke...
:)
Best Wishes...
T.
2006-10-17 19:40:23 · answer #10 · answered by Theophania 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋