Is there a mostly hairless species of primate or ape?

Question

A primate which can't walk using both its front and hind quarters?
I am sure I have seen this type somewhere.

Answer 1

The dreaded hairless jumping baboons of Tanzania.

Hairless Jumping baboons are generally diurnal, active hunters. Their well developed internal hydraulic system extends their limbs by altering the pressure of body fluid (blood) within them. This enables the jumping baboons to jump without having large muscular legs like a grasshopper. When a jumping baboon is moving from place to place, and especially just before it jumps from one place to another, it tethers a filament of silk to whatever it is standing on. Should it fall for one reason or another, it climbs back up the silk tether.

Unlike almost all other baboons, they can quite easily climb on glass. This is because of the minute hairs and claws found on their feet, which grip minute imperfections in the glass. Jumping baboons also use their silk to weave small tent-like dwellings, where females can protect their eggs and to serve as a shelter while moulting.

Jumping baboons are known for their curiosity. If one approaches a jumping baboon and attempts to place one's hand near it, rather than quickly scuttle away in search of cover, the baboon will more likely than not, jump away and turn to face the hand. Repetition of this action may result in the baboon jumping backwards but still eyeing the hand. Because of this contrast to other species, which will sense the hand and run for safety, the jumping baboon is regarded as "curious" since the baboon is interested in whatever approaches it.

Answer 2

My good wife and I have made it our lifes work to study this species, so far we have 12 assorted ape like hairless specimens locked in a shed on a remote property in Northern New South Wales Australia,,, we are only just now beginning to understand their primitive grunts,, good wife has taken particulaar interest in one of the better looking males,, already she has tought it to master the rudiments of boiling water, next week she plans to teach it to chew gum and walk at the same time

Answer 3

yes you can make your own too, just purchase some good tweezers or use hot wax on any random man you capture and make your own hairless primate

Answer 4

Since humans are not at all related to Apes,, then no there is no mostly hairless Ape.

Answer 5

Hey girl,

I sure hope you're not suggesting I'm mostly hairless....apparently we haven't been fully aquainted!

Answer 6

I trim the hair surrounding my thingy; overall, I'm pretty hairless.

Answer 7

I can walk on my hind and front quaters. So, can you if you try. It is *way* uncomfortable though.

Answer 8

You have...it was at the last football game you attended.

Answer 9

Humans have as much hair as apes, its only finer and shorter.

Answer 10

you can see them easily at any bar, about 2 A.M.