A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical procedure when a young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath."Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir.
I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vital stats by worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close llook and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen
very, very closely......
"A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
2006-10-17 12:32:08 · 27 answers · asked by Fangs_4u 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAAH! That was soooo funny! It made my day man.
2006-10-17 19:15:18 · answer #1 · answered by c_mitu89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She musta pulled a double shift...lol
2006-10-17 19:40:32 · answer #2 · answered by alananavarro22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one, first one on here that actually made me laugh.
2006-10-17 20:34:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had heard this one before, but it still makes me laugh.
By the way cg...what you are doing is against Yahoo policy. It's called spamming and advertising...REPORTED!!!
2006-10-17 20:05:47 · answer #4 · answered by Miss P. Square Pinky Swear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats some funny stuff right there
2006-10-17 20:24:14 · answer #5 · answered by I love ♥my Princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so freaking funny! You should win an award.
2006-10-17 20:19:08 · answer #6 · answered by Drew 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-10-17 19:35:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looovvvee it! That's a good one!
2006-10-17 20:32:51 · answer #8 · answered by Shay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great! Crack Me Up.
2006-10-17 21:06:45 · answer #9 · answered by R P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was the nurse blonde?
2006-10-17 19:37:14 · answer #10 · answered by Ellis S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋