This man was sitting in a hospital waiting for his wife to be checked up. He had to use a rest room but the mens' room was occupied. A nurse seeing the man in his discomfort told him to follow her.
"Dont touch any buttons on the wall."
He agreed.
As he sat there on the toilet, he saw three buttons. "The nurse won't know if I push them." he said.
He pushed one that said WW and some warm water sprayed his butt. Next he pushed one marked PP and a powder puff dried his butt.
"These are great. We dont have these in the mens room."
Then he pushed a button marked ATR and passed out.
When he awoke, he was lying in a hospital bed and wondered what happened.
He explained that he pushed the three buttons but when he pushed ATR, he passed out.
The nurse said, "ATR means Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under the pillow."
2006-10-17 12:06:30 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OUCH
2006-10-17 15:39:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll go with C - both have good and bad points. I'm currently using a touchscreen, while all my others have had buttons. I don't really have a preference for one over the other.
2016-05-21 21:57:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats Funny...
2006-10-17 13:38:08 · answer #3 · answered by amor vincit omnia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but it was on an airplane. But its still pretty funny.
2006-10-17 12:12:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont touch any buttons with more than 3 letters labeling
2006-10-17 12:10:22 · answer #5 · answered by Ellis S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, still sounds painful.
2006-10-17 13:25:35 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Lolita♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha that was funny
2006-10-17 12:12:37 · answer #7 · answered by Bree Lynne 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! That was funny!
2006-10-17 13:29:09 · answer #8 · answered by dianee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I literally laughed at that, great joke!
2006-10-17 12:15:13 · answer #9 · answered by Henne G 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that was funny
2006-10-17 12:09:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L
2006-10-17 13:24:27 · answer #11 · answered by gothmusicforlife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋