A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask his manager about it.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, and this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half."
The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.
Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"
"Canada, sir," the boy replied.
"Well, why did you leave Canada?" the manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there."
"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada ."
"No ****?" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?"
2006-10-17 12:03:55 · 12 answers · asked by Fangs_4u 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Simply Superb !!! Congratulations! I believe that must be the Joke of the day !!! Nice One! I Liked it!
2006-10-17 12:08:13 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was excellant thinking on the boy's part. A good Joke.
2006-10-17 19:15:02 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha that is so funny. I like that guy, he reminds me of my smart asss brother.
2006-10-17 19:08:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no sh!t so is my cousin!
lol.
this was an increddibly funny joke man i'll post it on my website.
i'll show this to my cousin too.
2006-10-17 19:16:25 · answer #4 · answered by HelldogAssassin5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. You're pretty good at these! Keep 'em comin'.
2006-10-17 20:37:50 · answer #5 · answered by dianee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup i smell ya!
2006-10-17 19:05:52 · answer #6 · answered by full metal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's very good
2006-10-17 21:06:59 · answer #7 · answered by fred k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one, how funny....
2006-10-17 19:08:15 · answer #8 · answered by hottmama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it
2006-10-17 19:12:09 · answer #9 · answered by Ellis S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.. loved it..
2006-10-17 19:06:44 · answer #10 · answered by ncgirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋