2006-10-17 11:32:21 · 11 answers · asked by I-C-U 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No it's like having a book that someone told you was a parachute when you jump out of a plane.
2006-10-17 11:35:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A boyscout, the pope, george bush, and binladin were all in a plane together. By accident one of the bombs binladin had smuggled on board blew up. The pilot of the plane runs into the cabin, grabs a parachute and jumps out. There are only three shutes left. George bush grabs one and says, im the president of the most powerful country in the world and im taking one of these, and jumps. Binladin says, im the smartest and most holy muslim in the world, grabs one and jumps. The pope says to the boyscout, Im an old man and Im pretty sure Im going to heaven, and you are young with your whole life ahead of you, you take the last parachute. The boyscout says, thanks, but the holiest and smartest muslim in the world just jumped out with my backpack.
2006-10-17 11:39:21 · answer #2 · answered by rand a 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, and No. For the 1st question, it could remember on the top. I doubt if the airplane become on the floor you're able to die in case you jumped (besides the reality that something is a threat), your odds of survival bypass down because of the fact the planes altitude gets larger. For the 2d wuestion, i could additionally remember on the top, this kind of airplane, your seat, what precautions you had taken, what you have been crashing onto, etc... there isn't consistently a assure which you will die. extraordinarily if the airplane would not explode and you're seated interior the shipment carry surrounded by utilising huge marshmallows (and if that's so, hook me up with a cost ticket).
2016-11-23 16:33:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, having Jesus Christ is like having the wisdom to not jump out of a perfectly good airplane lol.
2006-10-17 11:34:49 · answer #4 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I belive it's way better than that.Like just about falling into a pit of sharp,pointy...thingys and getting saved JUST before you touch the itty bitty point of the highest one by being pulled up by some kind of special super power from like another galaxy or century.
2006-10-17 11:40:48 · answer #5 · answered by honeyfairy5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Personally, I'd rather have a real parachute than a fictional character who is "like" a parchute.
2006-10-17 11:35:18 · answer #6 · answered by Blackacre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How many people have died jumping out of planes ?
I guess your jesus is not infallible.
2006-10-17 11:37:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mean it gives you a false sense of security and encourages you to engage in reckless activity?
2006-10-17 11:50:34 · answer #8 · answered by Chris C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some people treat him like a fire insurance policy.
2006-10-17 13:00:36 · answer #9 · answered by Dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You still die, whether or not you have religion.
2006-10-17 11:34:57 · answer #10 · answered by ReeRee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋