A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?" she asked.
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." he said.
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!"
The man explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."
2006-10-17 10:48:11 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha, that's a good one!! Definitely worth your 5 points to post it!
2006-10-17 11:09:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good 1
2016-05-21 21:44:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok this c-g guy has to stop with the ringtones answer....anyway the joke is funny
2006-10-17 11:11:29 · answer #3 · answered by Mikillah 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, That's really funny.
2006-10-17 11:20:40 · answer #4 · answered by Lizzie03 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i really dont find a question worth answering here....... you kind of misused 5 points but it was a good joke
2006-10-17 11:17:20 · answer #5 · answered by apapasilva 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome, put would hate to try and set the time on that thing
2006-10-17 11:33:53 · answer #6 · answered by Ellis S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice pick-up line! I'll try that sometimes lol.
2006-10-17 11:00:44 · answer #7 · answered by w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-17 11:49:09 · answer #8 · answered by chrystallec 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh boy, that was good for a laugh.
2006-10-17 12:24:07 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay! I'm totally gonna use this one!
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2006-10-17 11:05:12 · answer #10 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋