Would it look to everyone like you were possesed by a demon and rejecting the body of Christ?
2006-10-17 10:45:25 · 12 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Again...
I'm not talking about ME, here!
2006-10-17 10:51:49 · update #1
I would immediately quaff mouth fulls of that great wine the master of ceremonies always hogs for himself,, if that didn't work I'd get an alter boy to give me the Heimlich maneuver
2006-10-17 14:32:17 · answer #1 · answered by sorneez 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a true story - I had a gastric bypass - and was still on the liquids only part of the diet. I went to church and forgot and went up front and took communion. I was okay with the wine, but when I tried to swallow the communion wafer - it came right back up - and so essentially I threw up the communion wafer and the wine - all over the altar. It was so embarrassing. I didn't know what to do, so I just pretended that I really needed to bow my head and pray, and in the meantime a nice man from behind me handed me his handkerchief and I covered it up.
I swear this really happened to me.
2006-10-17 10:56:54 · answer #2 · answered by Karla R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The transubstantiation lasts see you later because of the fact the actual species keeps to be unchanged. as an occasion, have been a selection of dropped upon the floor and ignored, and it decayed, on the element it would now no longer be called its source, it would now no longer be of a transubstantiated nature. Similiarly for the BLood, interior the species of the wine, the transubstantiated nature is misplaced while the fluid dries.
2016-12-16 09:21:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
have never seen this happen but there would be some people who might be able to help you stop choking as these wafers are extremely small and melt in your mouth without much trouble -- at least in our Church.
2006-10-17 10:54:21 · answer #4 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would jump up on the Altar convulsing and drooling, shove my science book into the Priest's ....hands, turn to the congregants and yell -
REPENT YE REJECTORS OF EVOLUTION! YE, DENY THY BOOK OF DOMINATION OVER WOMEN, CAST OFF THE LAWS OF EARTHLY KINGS!
2006-10-18 13:17:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hopefully I would have had some green pea soup before mass and I could spew that all over the place and then spin my head around for extra added effect.
2006-10-18 04:50:39 · answer #6 · answered by Zippy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've always thought communion stuff was rather moronic.
Symbolic cannibalism to eat flesh and drink blood.
2006-10-17 10:48:24 · answer #7 · answered by Warren914 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well yeah, accentuated by the pentagram around my neck and my yellow contact lenses.
2006-10-17 13:22:28 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes and some rabid fundamentalist might douse me with gasoline and drop a match to send my demon *** back to hell from whence I came
2006-10-18 11:33:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seen it and no this individual was sick prior!
2006-10-17 10:52:46 · answer #10 · answered by K9 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋