SITTING BEHIND A COUPLE OF NUNS AT A BASEBALL GAME
(WHOSE HEAD GEAR PARTIALLY BLOCKED THE VIEW),
THREE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS
IN AN EFFORT TO GET THEM TO MOVE.
IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, "I THINK I'M GOING
TO MOVE TO UTAH, THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE."
THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID,
"I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA, THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE."
THE THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO,
THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE."
ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN,
AND IN A VERY SWEET, CALM, VOICE SAID,
"WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL ... THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE."
2006-10-17 10:34:37 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ildjb... sorry , i didn't mean to type so loud,,, i just copied and pasted it as i got it in e-mail.
2006-10-17 11:57:16 · update #1
OMG thats funny and if u did post it b4, i didnt hear it. i luved it kudos on a good joke
2006-10-17 10:38:34 · answer #1 · answered by blank 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think that it wasnt a good joke because Nuns wouldnt say things like that for one and for two why would they be at a baseball game?
2006-10-17 17:58:15 · answer #2 · answered by not a chance 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool nuns!
2006-10-17 22:34:24 · answer #3 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nuns - 1; Goobers - 0..... Good game, hometeam wins.
2006-10-17 17:37:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A nun would not have said - Hell she would have said Hades!@
2006-10-17 18:19:03 · answer #5 · answered by nswblue 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha nope, I have never heard that joke before. This one was pretty good!
2006-10-17 19:27:01 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope. I haven't heard you tell this joke before until now.
2006-10-17 17:43:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, I would have said the same thing.
2006-10-17 18:56:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha! That was good and I haven't heard it before.
2006-10-17 18:00:26 · answer #9 · answered by Drew 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You might not have told it here before, but I think it's been told here. And WHY ARE YOU YELLING???
2006-10-17 18:12:36 · answer #10 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋