Texan couple went2Florida for a holiday,planning2stay at same hotel where they spent their honeymoon20yrsearlier.Because of hectic schedules,it was difficult to co-ordinate travel schedules so husband left Texas,flew to Florida/Thurs.His wife was flying next day.Husband checked in2hotel.-there was a computer in his room so he decided2send an email2his wife.However,he accidentally left out1letter in her email address&without realising his error,sent the emal.Meanwhile somewhere in Houston a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral.The widow decided2check her emails expecting messages from friends&relatives.After reading the 1st message she screamed&fainted.Her son rushed into the room&saw the email which read
To:My Loving Wife.
Subject:I've arrived.
"Know you're surprised2hear from me-they have computers here-I've just arrived&checked in&Isee that everything is ready for your arrival2moro.Hope your journey is as uneventual as mine was" PS.Sure is freekin hot down here
2006-10-17 10:11:58 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry this joke is written a bit squashed - only allowed 1000 letters :(
2006-10-17 10:13:54 · update #1
Note to 'girl searchin for love' below - it's a JOKE - no question involved!!!
2006-10-17 10:15:03 · update #2
You are right.We will have to stop meeting like this!
Two newlyweds spent their honeymoon at a remote log cabin.After booking in on the Saturday,they wern't seen for another 5 days.The elderly couple who ran the resort were becoming concerned and so the husband went and knocked on the door of the cabin.
A young man answered the door, bleary eyed.
"Are you two ok?" asked the old man."Only nobody's seen you around since Saturday."
"Yes,we're fine.We're living on the fruits of love."
"I thought so.Would you mind not throwing the peelings out the window?They're choking my ducks!"
2006-10-17 13:18:19 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good! One for you:
Following a nasty car accident, a man's wife slips into a coma. After spending weeks at her bedside, the husband is summoned to the hospital. "It's amazing" says the Doctor, breathlessly. "While bathing your wife, one of the nurses noticed she responded to her breasts being touched."
The husband is very excited, and asks what he can do. "Well," says the doc, "if one erogenous zone provokes a response, perhaps the others will too." So the husband goes alone into the room, where he slips his hand under the covers and begins to massage her bits. Amazingly, the woman begins to move and even moan a little. The man tells the doctor, waiting outside. "Excellent!" he says. "If she responds like that to your finger, I think you should try oral sex." Nodding, the husband returns to the room - but within minutes the heart monitor alarms go off, and the medics pile into the room. "What happened?" shouts the doctor, as he checks the prone woman's pulse. "I'm not sure," replies the man, looking sheepish. "I think she choked."
2006-10-17 11:41:32 · answer #2 · answered by Hammer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey thats brill 10 out of 10 for that one
2006-10-17 10:21:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa! Now that's just creepy.
Also, its getting cold up here in Michigan.
2006-10-17 10:24:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for making me smile just before I go to bed!
2006-10-17 10:23:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO That is just class thank you for making me laugh
2006-10-17 12:09:14 · answer #6 · answered by cornishpixie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some people have no sense of humour do they!!!
i loved the joke keep up the good work!!!!
2006-10-17 10:44:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant and original, still laughing.
2006-10-17 10:15:21 · answer #8 · answered by mrs mac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good joke - no question about it!
2006-10-17 11:41:09 · answer #9 · answered by PAUL H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE! I've heard it before, but it's funny everytime you hear it!
2006-10-17 11:29:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋