I have a condition that makes acne look tame....What can I do?

Question

I spent too much time skin diving, and now I have an outbreak of BARNACLES!

Answer 1

Ah! You'll have to sleep with the boatswain. He'll get you a space on the barnacle list, and then the Corpsmen can scrape your hull for you. The boatswain has a speech impediment, so it'll sound like he's trying to get you on the "binnacle list."

With mild cases, a gentle solution of barnacle-off will kill them. However, this caustic product eats through your flesh, and has a terrible odor worse than Nair. You should only allow a medical expert to slather you in it, for safety's sake.

More serious cases will require a scraper, like a cross between a putty knife, and a chisel. This usually requires a hammer, and can be done by yourself, although the technique is tough without scratching yourself.

Extensive cases will require a deck gun. The ten vibrating rods on the end of it can make quite a racket, and you'd better use hearing protection when you go about using it. Be sure to lock the bathroom door, you wouldn't want mom coming in to ask what you're doing.

Answer 2

take it easy on your skin dont use to much product! I use clean and clear acne creame it tames them and makes them go away in a short time. Good luck I hate break outs :s

Answer 3

AAAARRGGGHH, matey!

sounds like you could use a deep facial peel and skin resurfacing!

them lasers they got these days can spank anything.... probably even barnacles!

Answer 4

Some of the answers on here really make me wonder if anyone really reads the questions.

Answer 5

putt a paper sack over your head

Answer 6

try changing your diet or try proactive.

Answer 7

YOU NEED TO SCRAPE THEM OFF YOUR HULL