Do you have a story about something that your child or grandchild said that had everyone in stiches or embarrassed? When my daughter was 6 we were watching a soap opera where a gorgeous young woman, wearing a bikini and diamond earrings was making out with a hunky young guy. My daughter says to me "I know what he's going to do to her", Oh no, I thought, I was inwardly cringing, when she pipes up with, " He's going to steal her earrings!!".
2006-10-17 09:31:22 · 10 answers · asked by Pepper's Mommy 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Thanks for all the great stories, I laughed out loud at some of them. I am leaving the voting up to the public on this one as they are all great.
2006-10-18 09:46:00 · update #1
Not really a great saying, but ,
I was with a four year old that actually said Oh no, in the bathroom.
When you are around a four year and he flushes , that is the last thing you want to hear.
He said "oh no", because the half eaten banana with a peel he dropped in the toilette wouldn't flush down.
I laughed till I cried and was greatful for smart toilettes.
Thanks for the question.
2006-10-18 14:22:57 · answer #1 · answered by Sue Chef 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my son was three I had told him about ladies growing babies in their tummy when he told me a woman was fat. So later on we were at the store and he saw a rather large woman and yelled, while pointing, "Look Mommy, that lady is growing a baby in her leg!"
Just today I lost a book and said, "Oh great I'm going to have to turn the house up-side-down looking for it." And he said, "I'll help you turn the house up-side-down." It seemed funnier when it happened.
Oh another one about babies, when he was smaller he asked, "Why does the mommy have a doctor put the baby in her tummy and then go right back and have him take it out?"
2006-10-17 16:48:18 · answer #2 · answered by Aloe-ish-us 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I graduated college 6 years ago at age 30. We had this huge pool party to celebrate. My then 6 year old asked why I wasn't swimming, and then announced as loudly as only a 6 year old can "OH YEAH YOUR BLEEDING" Boy I needed that. Someone even snapped a picture of me blushing so I could remeber that moment forever.
2006-10-17 16:34:58 · answer #3 · answered by Liz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my son was in kindergarten learning to read We moved to a street called Massachusetts Ave. When he tried to say the name of the street it came out Mass a two s*its
He is now 16 and still has not lived it down
2006-10-17 16:37:59 · answer #4 · answered by lpdecca 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just last week I was at a veterans affair and made the mistake of taking my Lil pageant queen who never can keep her yap shut (same child who yelled monkeys at a group of African American youths) and she decided it was time to throw me a curve. There was a man missing his arm from Vietnam and big mouth says "Mommy shoot him It's captain hook". I so appreciate her enthusiasm.
2006-10-17 17:42:52 · answer #5 · answered by myspace junkie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Waiting in line at the grocery store with my 4 year old niece. She farts - a silent one, and then says really loud "AUNTY, you have bubbles in your bum!" Then she just scrunches up and snickers while my face goes red. Oh, I have so many. Kyla's first word-ish thing was "CHONG" . Always yelled. She yelled it at a chinese lady in the store -I felt the need to tell her she yells chong at everything.
2006-10-17 17:18:29 · answer #6 · answered by devilUknow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
back in the mid 70s there was a show about a black family called:THATS MY MAMA,my daughter (age 3-4 ) was in the check out lane with me ,a black lady was in front of us and my daughter starts screaming with excitement. and pointing,,THATS MY MAMA ,THATS MY MAMA.....the woman was sweet and just started laughing,everyone in ear shot of that scream just loved it too...
2006-10-17 20:15:19 · answer #7 · answered by Sharon Sunshine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was christmas day and my whole family was over, me and my grandma and a couple of the other grownups were watching the news, my little cousin came in as they were doing a story on president bush, she said "look mima its the bad man", we all laughed and laughed
2006-10-17 16:36:29 · answer #8 · answered by pumpmar 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my son wrote in his school daily diary ' mam and dad giggle in bed and i know why! mam doesnt sleep in pyjamas like me and dads willy tickles cos its all old and hairy'!when the teacher showed it to me we both had fits of hysterics!
living in the north east of england my nephew pointed to a road sigh and shouted "great, we can go and see gran now" his mam said "no we cant, grans passed away and lives in heaven".
"i know "he said, "but we just passed a sign that says HEBBURN 4 miles!"
2006-10-18 05:58:29 · answer #9 · answered by jean t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my older son was harassing his baby brother who was maybe five or six at the time when all of a Sudden he shouts " your such a ****" i couldn't say a word cause at the time he really was being a ****. pretty funny
2006-10-17 16:36:38 · answer #10 · answered by steven d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋