I already know the answer to this since I am the Oracle, but I thought I'd ask anyway.. just for my amusement.
2006-10-17 09:20:51 · 16 answers · asked by Climie Fisher's Climbing Fra 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Can I be the Teletext??
2006-10-17 09:22:15 · answer #1 · answered by phil_maquim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bring your thumb and forefinger together on each hand. Bring the O's (aum's) up to your eyes like glasses. Begin chanting, "Eenie Meenie Chilly Beanie". If you taste chilli, you are the oracle.
2006-10-17 16:23:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're not the oracle, your just a very naughty boy!
2006-10-17 16:23:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you qualified? You have to show your certificate, or you don't get the job as Oracle.
2006-10-17 21:07:46 · answer #4 · answered by ono 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We all bow down to you oh Oracle.
Yeah right.
2006-10-17 16:22:59 · answer #5 · answered by Clown Knows 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Oracle communes not with God(s), but with THEIR makers--the Ori! I'm sure you're aware of this, but few others are. ;p
2006-10-17 16:23:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No because she is defiantly a girl and unless your a particularly butch woman it can not be you!
I know this because she is me!!!
Nuh, nuh, nuh big raspberry to you with sugar on top!
you can be the orifice!
2006-10-17 17:45:24 · answer #7 · answered by Nicola H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and I am your friend that wants to worship your greatness
If you could let me come and ask you a few of lifes important questions I would apreciate it. Where do you live
2006-10-17 16:29:53 · answer #8 · answered by geoffrey2312 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nay, you're the barnacle. Yarrrrrrr
2006-10-17 16:25:24 · answer #9 · answered by CrankyYankee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No you are not. she is old and black, You are young and white. Watch the Matirx one more time and you'll get it.
2006-10-17 16:23:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ceefax is more informative mate.
2006-10-17 16:31:32 · answer #11 · answered by blissman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋