Other than the obvious polygamy garbage. I'm just looking for a good laugh.
2006-10-17 09:14:56 · 8 answers · asked by DaniLynn 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I am from Utah so,, I hear a lot of real winners.
1. They have horns due to inbreeding - yeah,,ok,, show me a picture
2. Orgies in the temples - If you know anything about the LDS faith ,,you should get a good laugh out of this one.
3. No technology,, kind of like the Amish,, again if you know anything about the faith,, it is just plain funny,, most Mormons loooove tech stuff.
Too many others to name right now.
P.S. just for F.Y.I the funny underwear thing is true, along with eternal marriage and families, and tri-level heaven.
2006-10-17 09:23:04 · answer #1 · answered by landerscott 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The Angel Moroni.
2006-10-17 16:27:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That a mormon marriage in the temple is the only one recognized in heaven.
When Christ died and rose on the 3rd day, that he appeared in the US to Joseph Smith.
2006-10-17 17:43:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That none of them practice polygamy. Obviously fallacious.
Oh, and there's this thing they supposedly believe about angles and golden plates. Long story, but it can't possibly be true that mormons would believe it. No one would.
2006-10-17 16:17:27 · answer #4 · answered by The Resurrectionist 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That they wear some sort of funny underwear as part of their religion.
2006-10-17 16:18:38 · answer #5 · answered by Char 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That Joseph Smith has the power to grant salvation. (so does the president of the mormon church)
2006-10-17 16:18:33 · answer #6 · answered by Daddy of 5 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That they only have sex in the missionary position..Is is true>..Dont know
2006-10-17 16:17:13 · answer #7 · answered by carasmom 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they think marriage vows dont end at death
2006-10-17 16:17:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋