Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get
>>through to enquiries, can you help?".
>>Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?".
>>Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre".
>>Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours".
Directory Enquiries
>>
>>Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in
>>Cardiff please".
>>Operator: "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling
>>correct?"
>>Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but
>>the 'B' fell off".
Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
>>Operator: "Woven? Are you sure?"
>>Caller: "Yes. That's what it says on the label; Woven in
>>Scotland
2006-10-17 09:03:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL ! U gotta ♥ dumb people. Here are some others. They are real 9-1-1 tape recordings!
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Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham & and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!
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Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
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THIS IS MY FAV....
Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Damn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police
2006-10-17 09:11:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
nice ones A GENDER NEUTRAL PRESCRIPTION Here is how my very FIRST call as a rep went. Caller: I want to know why my husband's prescription drug was denied. Phone Rep: What was the drug prescribed for? Caller: His her. Phone Rep: Excuse me? Caller: His her. Phone Rep: Can you repeat that? Caller: His her! Phone Rep: I'm sorry but I don't know what "her" is. Caller: It's for his "her"!!! He's bald! He ain't got no "her" on his head! AND THAT'S WHAT WE CALL SMOKIN' !! Caller: My hard drive is smoking! I think it's on fire. Tech: (Alarmed) Have you shut off the system? Caller: No. Tech: (5 Alarmed) Well, unplug the computer! Caller: I don't want to lose my data... YOU TALKING TO ME! . Caller: I can't make outbound calls on my cell phone. Rep: Do you have the phone with you? Caller: Yes, I'm talking on it right now. Rep: The phone is working just fine. You just called me. The embarrassed caller quickly hung up.
2016-03-28 13:12:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of my colleagues at SKY told me that he asked a customer on the phone to take his card out. (His viewing card out of the digibox) The customer said "ok wait a minute" and was gone for about 5 mins. He eventually came back and said to my colleague "ok thats the car out" He had went and taken his car out of his garage thinking that he would solve the satellite problems he was receiving.
I found this hard to believe until i asked a customer to press the stand-by button to turn the red light green on their digibox and found out that they were pressing the RED BUTTON and telling me that it wasnt turning green.
2006-10-18 02:29:38 · answer #3 · answered by andycam_8 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-10-17 12:46:35 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I had a little too much to drink on those nights. Don't make fun of me for a few little mistaken phone calls. I'm just glad you didn't hear that one phone call I made. He he, and I'm not telling you what was said... ha ha ha ha ha.
2006-10-17 09:14:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahha to truly apprieciate the great humor of these jokes people really have to work in a call center. These jokes are hysterical.
2006-10-17 09:13:34 · answer #6 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1st 1 was definately the best
2006-10-17 20:08:57 · answer #7 · answered by Sambinho 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
These are all made up, it's those monkies employed by BT who are thick, not the public.
2006-10-17 09:05:31 · answer #8 · answered by Gerard McCarthy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the last one i liked best
2006-10-17 10:10:39 · answer #9 · answered by sky l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh.
2006-10-17 09:07:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋