The husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage.
The counselor asks them what the problem is, and the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on.
Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman, kisses her passionately, rips off her clothes and makes mad passionate love to her.
Needless to say, the woman shuts up and sits quietly with a very satisfied daze.
The counselor turns to the husband and says, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?"
The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can get her here on Monday and Wednesday, but Friday I play golf."
2006-10-17 08:36:33 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Can anyone say FORE! great going
2006-10-17 09:10:21 · answer #1 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That gave me a good laugh. Is the counselor accepting new patients?
2006-10-17 16:06:27 · answer #2 · answered by Shadow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So thats why my man don't want to take me to a couples counselor before we get married.
2006-10-17 16:26:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always wanted to be a counselor
2006-10-17 15:49:50 · answer #4 · answered by land.zero 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marginally funny--maybe worth a chuckle.
2006-10-17 15:43:41 · answer #5 · answered by retorik75 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, i play golf on friday too. Ha lol that was good!!
2006-10-17 15:45:38 · answer #6 · answered by svmanning05 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, its enough Ha Ha
2006-10-17 15:50:33 · answer #7 · answered by Crystal W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! WoW i want him 2 be MY counselor...whew...does he...by chance...have a name? lol
2006-10-17 15:43:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha, funny
2006-10-17 19:57:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol
2006-10-17 15:43:27 · answer #10 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋