Ever get that tickling memory that just doesn't quite want to surface with enough detail to be descriptive? It's like a half-remembered dream that doesn't make sense in the light of day.
Anyway, see if this rings any bells. I don't have the punchline or the delivery. I simply remember that this guy was trying to outsmart a blonde on the plane (who he assumed to be dumb), and she turned the whole thing around and made him out to the one who was intellectually challenged. The airplane is the only detail I recall except maybe that she was challenged by a riddle.
It's a joke that made the rounds a wee while ago - I just hope there's someone who remembers it that can recognise what I'm referring to from that little tidbit. It's making my brain itch!
2006-10-17 07:55:58 · 11 answers · asked by warped_factor_ten 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The Joke:
A guy boards a plane. As he walks down the aisle brushing past the other passengers towards his row number. When he gets there he smiles to himself as there before him is a sweet blonde on the seat next to his.
After putting his overnight bag away he greets the women with "hi-how are you ?" but she is looking out the window and seems to be ignoring him. The yupie , unfazed , says "nice view ! out the window there". The blonde mumbles "yeah" . Thinking he's got it made the guy starts blabering away about himself "me-me-me ... I .. me" The blonde turns around and replies " look sir I'm tired and want to rest, so please could you just leave me alone ?" ."I tell you what" says the yuppie "why don't we play a game to pass the time ?"
Just when the blonde was about to ask him if he was deaf or stupid , he continued "If you win I'll give you $100 but if I win I'll just get $10" . Always keen for money the blonde asked him to explain the rules. Basicly one person asks the other a question. If the other can not find the answer then they must pay the person who asked the question the money.
First off the yuppie asked the blonde what was the capital city of Australia. "Canbera" she replied. No money lost that time . Now she asked him a question "what wakes up with four leggs climbs a green tree, fly's off and walks up a mountain on three legs then finaly slides down on it's back ?" Then she leaned back and closed her eyes . The guy sat there , his eyes wide open... then he reached down for his laptop and mobile. He logged on to the net and started sending emails , posting questions on all kinds of forums. He combed through the search engines and online encyclopedias. He kept up his desprate search for ages . Finaly , after a few hours he sighed deeply and shut off his laptop. He put all his equipment away, reached for his wallet and pulled out $100 . He tapped the blonde on her shoulder to wake her up and handed her the $100 bill. She put it away and closed her eyes again . The yupie tapped her on the shoulder again and asked her "So what wakes up with four leggs climbs a green tree, fly's off and walks up a mountain on three legs then finaly slides down on it's back ?"
The blonde reached down and pulled out a $10 bill from her purse and handed it to him ...
Bonus-silly-not-too-good-joke:
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, and I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."
The stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the woman to leave and she says "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The stewardesses don't know what to do because they have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off, so they get the co-pilot.
The co-pilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the co-pilot what he said to get her to move. The co-pilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica".
2006-10-17 08:05:24 · answer #1 · answered by endrshadow 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute Blonde.
He immediately turns to her and makes his move.
"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. . . a horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded.
Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."
"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh-it?"
Is this the one?
2006-10-17 08:08:49 · answer #2 · answered by phoerminx 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He kept bugging her to play the game where if he asked a question and if she couldn't answer it, she would pay him $5, and if she asked a question he couldn't answer, he would pay her $50. He asks the first question, she couldn't answer, so she hands him $5. Then she asks, "What has 2 legs going up a mountain, but has 3 coming down?" (or some such dumb thing, make up your own). She settles down for a nap. The guy, not wanting to lose $50, emails, calls, etc. for the answer and can't find it. So he pays her the $50. Then he asks her what is the answer to her question. She hands him $5.
2006-10-17 08:05:54 · answer #3 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know that one, but here is one of my favorites.
A blond walks into a gambling casino, heads over to the craps table and plunks down $10,000. She then asks the house if they will accept the bet for one roll of the dice. After discussion with the manager the casino decides to take the bet. The blond then says, I seem to be luckier when I am in the nude, do you mind if I take my clothes off before I roll. No problem! says the manager. The blond removes her clothes, picks up the dice, rolls, and then goes wild jumping up and down screaming "I won, I won!!!". She then collects her winnings and heads out of the casino. After she leaves the boss says "BTW, what did she roll?". The fellow running the table replies "I don't know, I thought you were watching!"
Dumb blond indeed....
2006-10-17 08:03:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love that joke it is amazing!!!
It is my fave eva joke!! i think you can find the joke on ebaums world...
But the lawyer thinks he can make easy money out of her so challenges her to a game that he asks her a q and she gets it wrong he gives her 5 pounds and visa versa.. but she doesnt want to and foes to sleep!
The he wakes her again and says ok il give you 50 and you give me 5.. she still refuses... and sleeps again
Again he wakes her.. and says ok ok il give you 500 if i get it wrong andu give me 5...
So she is fed up and agrees... he says ok il go first... and asks her the name of a president or something.. she doesnt know so gives him 5... and she turns to go back to sleep but he says no no u have to ask me a question now!
so after a moment of thought she says "what goes up a hill with two legs and comes back down with 3"
the lawyer is confused.. but doesnt want to loose 500 so he asks everone on the plane.. he logs into the plane network and uses his laptop to reasearch.. still finds nothing.. so after 2 hour he wakes the blonde up again and says.. You got me.. i thought i could outwit you but i was wrong..... Here is 500... so she smiles and goes back to sleep.. but then he wakes her and asks her what was it???
she doesnt speak.. simply takes out her purse and hands him a fiver!!
omg love that joke!! spent ages typing that so beta be the write one!! lol
2006-10-17 08:30:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That reminds me ...I immiadely need to rush to present a paper in a Seminar ....I forgot the Topic and the Venue too...can you help me...my brain is also itching!!! Poor man, forgetfulness at such a tender age !!!
2006-10-17 08:28:27 · answer #6 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I remember. there was a blonde going to Hawaii who decided she was too pretty to be in coach and refused to get out of first class. So they had to wait to fly until she moved. Finally a man said he could get her to coach, so he went up to her and whispered in her ear , then she said i'm so sorry, got up and went to her seat. When asked what he said he replied that first class wasnt landing in Hawaii.
2006-10-17 08:06:01 · answer #7 · answered by kandi61689 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I never heard of that blonde joke before. Sorry.
2006-10-17 08:10:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
and the blonde asks the bloke "Is there such a thing as timers for my ceiling lights?"
2006-10-17 08:07:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I know I am a little off topic, but did you ever used ringtones off the net?
I just found this site about ringtones, could you take a look please:
http://www.lyrics4fun.com/ringtones/ringtones.html
2006-10-17 08:13:14 · answer #10 · answered by c g 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋