Having a bad day and could use some cheering up. Tell me a joke or a funny story. The answer that makes me laugh the most gets ten. Thanks
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2006-10-17 06:47:19 · 4 answers · asked by queenbee 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
theres a press conference with george bush
they ask him ; how do you feel about the three brazillian soldiers who died in battle yesterday?
He says; three brazillian soldiers!Thats terrible and runs off crying
the guy meets him later on and asks; i didnt know u were so emotional mr president.
well i gues its just how i am, by the way, how many is a brazillian?
2006-10-17 13:48:07 · answer #1 · answered by sick4eternity 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There lots of cheers: initiate with "Glory to God in optimal ..." God does no longer want cheers, we do. that's the "we" which you're cheering on. as an occasion, Paul makes his factor utilising atheltic kit. Pslams tell different cheers David sang to Saul.
2016-10-02 09:38:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a little boy who is skipping school. He is jumpin in his parents bed, all of a sudden his mom comes home with a guy that's not his dad so he panics and hides in the closet. They start "sexin" and in the middle of it dad comes home early from work so the guy panics and hides in the closet.
the little boy says: Sure is dark in here huh?
Man says: yup, sure is
Boy: I'm selling my baseball glove, do u wanna buy it?
Man: Y would i want 2 buy ur baseball glove?
Boy: 2 keep me quiet!
Man: How much?
Boy: $500
So the man pays him $500. Later on during the week the little boy is skippin school again, jumping in his parents bed. Mom comes home early with a guy that's not his dad, he runs in the closet. They start "sexin" in the middle of it dad comes home early, so the man runs in the closet.
the little boy says: Sure is dark in here huh?
Man knows what is coming so he asks the boy what are u selling now?
Boy: Im selling my baseball.
Man: How much?
Boy: $500
So the man pays him $500 dollars.
The weekend comes and dad call his son.
Dad: "son, go get ur ball and glove and we'l play catch at the park"
Boy: "i can't i sold my ball and glove"
Dad: For how much?
Boy: $1000
Dad says son u can't be taking advantage of ur friends like that so he grabs him by the ear and takes him to chruch. Throws him in confession and walks off.
Boy: sure is dark in here huh?
Preist: Don't u start that **** again!
2006-10-17 19:10:18 · answer #3 · answered by Chino 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a little late, but....cheer up!!
Go buy a new pair of shoes and a chocolate milkshake tomorrow! That always makes me feel better!
and here is a pic to make you smile...
this is a frog that visits my house everynight.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a61/kaylatwo/JB.jpg
my roomies and me named him JohnBob after the frog from The Swan Princess.
2006-10-17 16:51:57 · answer #4 · answered by PANDABEAR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋