A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and the talk turns to their adventures. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. "How did you end up with the peg leg?" he asks.
The pirate replies, "I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. As my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."
"Wow!" says the seaman. "What about your hook?"
"Well," answers the pirate, "we were boarding a ship when one of the enemy hacked off my hand."
"Incredible!" says the seaman. "How’d you get the eye patch?"
"A sea gull **** in my eye," the pirate replies.
"You lost your eye to a sea gull dropping?" the seaman asks.
"Well," says the pirate, "it was my first day with the hook."
2006-10-17 06:37:21 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahahaha....
hahahaahahahahahaha... that one's funny!
2006-10-17 06:45:50 · answer #1 · answered by kisme86 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good One!
2006-10-18 08:40:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wooo Hooo!! Cute one!
2006-10-17 14:54:51 · answer #3 · answered by queenmackerel 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Use that joke all the time. It's a good one.
2006-10-17 18:35:02 · answer #4 · answered by Sir Nigel 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
He is a fast learner, because he still has one eye left.
2006-10-17 16:05:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You lost me for a moment then you found me
2006-10-17 14:31:19 · answer #6 · answered by Princess Peach 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hand me down, why don't u just give me a handjob.
2006-10-17 13:43:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA Good one
2006-10-17 13:46:16 · answer #8 · answered by Kim 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's great!
2006-10-17 14:37:48 · answer #9 · answered by Myastar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OUCH! LLOOLLL
2006-10-17 14:17:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋