I have a friend's wedding this weekend and I have the sentimental portion of the speech together... But I need some good best-man one-liners. Anyone heard any good ones or given a speech that has left people rolling...
2006-10-17 06:20:32 · 10 answers · asked by soccrian 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Weddings
Get six other men, all of them and yourself get three beer, preferably bottles, then open them in a 21 beer salute then have someone hum taps as a memorial to his gone batchleor hood.
2006-10-17 08:03:06 · answer #1 · answered by cisco_cantu 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-06-03 00:35:23 · answer #2 · answered by Eunice Mumbi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband and I just got married in June. One of the groomsmen gave a cute, but hilarious speech/joke that kept everyone laughing and talking about even after the wedding.
Here's what he said:
"Gabe, take Jackie's hands. Place your hand on top of hers. Enjoy this moment, cause this is probably the last time you will ever have the upper hand."
Get it?? Anywho, it was really cute and funny!
2006-10-17 07:02:15 · answer #3 · answered by *Logan's Mommy* 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Try here: http://www.thebestmanspeech.com/
I saw a few good ones. Depends on what you are looking for.
Good luck!
Here's one you could try:
Marriage: a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.
Another I found...tho longer than just one line:
Bride can I ask you to put your hand flat on the table... now Groom it's your turn- place your hand directly on top of her's. I hope you're enjoying that Groom as it's the last time you will have the upper hand!
2006-10-17 06:32:53 · answer #4 · answered by ezgoin92 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I am a woman but I will try...Use a book, or Ask.com I am sure that will help! Good luck! Sandra
2006-10-17 06:27:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Something about him having sloppy seconds after you is always good for a laugh.
2006-10-17 06:26:25 · answer #6 · answered by bill_the_cockroach 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
lmao!!
i like the last two before mine...
ummmmmm..............
search through a really heavy joke book!!!!
i dun't know any rite off hand sorry.
2006-10-17 07:31:19 · answer #7 · answered by Aaliyah Morales 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
there is a tv programme on this just starting this week. sky (uk)
2006-10-17 06:27:57 · answer #8 · answered by cosmo 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
go to sheeches or go on google or yahoo.com
2006-10-17 06:29:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i guess it only comes from the heart...
2006-10-17 06:27:01 · answer #10 · answered by cutesy 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋