A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly - pay me a compliment".
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's perfect".
2006-10-17 06:14:08 · 16 answers · asked by stigma138 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
**OUCH**
Sounds like something my fiance would say and think it's funny.
2006-10-17 08:48:50 · answer #1 · answered by Rachael 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I woulda decked him right there, square in the eye and asked him how his eyesight was! NOt only would it have hurt but he would have to tell all his buddies he is physically abused by his wife...that'll teach him! What a Jerk....Funny though! lol
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2006-10-17 06:25:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A sincere hubby who is about get a blow in head LOL
2006-10-17 06:39:53 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one! Sounds like my husband...
2006-10-17 06:58:36 · answer #4 · answered by Shay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an oldie but a goodie ♥
2006-10-17 06:29:07 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed
2006-10-17 06:29:13 · answer #6 · answered by Spongebob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2006-10-17 06:25:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz
2006-10-17 07:25:16 · answer #8 · answered by fleur 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch....
2006-10-17 06:30:28 · answer #9 · answered by Krazykraut 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that is really sad.
2006-10-17 06:21:38 · answer #10 · answered by Drew 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋