a rabbit goes to the vets.he tells the vet he is feeling ill.the vet asked the rabbit what he had for beakfast.the rabbit replies cheese on toast.the vet asked what he had for dinner the rabbit replies egg on toast.then the vet asked what he had for tea the rabbit replies beans on toast.the vet tells the rabbit i know whats wrong with you.the rabbit says what.the vet says you got miximytoasties
2006-10-17 05:59:13 · 27 answers · asked by darren v 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heard it but still funny
2006-10-17 06:05:40 · answer #1 · answered by Ali 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good one!! See if you like this...
Before you marry her,there's something you should get off your chest.
What?
The tattooed heart on your chest with Mabel's name on it..
Why do you cringe like that when you hear an automobile horn.
Are you afraid of being hit?
No. Last week a man ran off with my wife in an automobile and now when I hear a horn honking, I'm afraid he is bringing her back.
2006-10-17 13:33:40 · answer #2 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good but I knew what was coming before you got to the punchline
2006-10-17 13:07:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes,Next?
2006-10-17 13:08:03 · answer #4 · answered by edison 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard that one before but very good .
2006-10-17 13:14:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They say the old ones are the best.....But I'm beginning to wonder!
2006-10-17 13:06:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
such a simple cure for such a troublesome complaint!
2006-10-17 15:47:46 · answer #7 · answered by used to live in Wales 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can't believe i just wasted 2 minutes of my life reading that crap!
2006-10-17 14:34:27 · answer #8 · answered by silly billy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that one. my second laugh of the night
2006-10-19 16:08:12 · answer #9 · answered by joe123 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, I should have seen that coming.
2006-10-17 13:06:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋