Three hookers are comparing notes about their customers
from the night before.
"I entertained a cowboy last night", says the first.
"How did you know he was a cowboy?", asks the second.
"Well, he wore a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, and kept both
the hat and the boots on all the time we were together."
"Sounds like a cowboy, all right." the others say.
"I entertained a lawyer," announces the second. "I could tell
because he wore a three piece suit and packed a briefcase.
He wore the vest of the suit and hung on to the briefcase all
the time."
They agree he sounded like a lawyer.
"I had a dirt farmer for a client," comments the third.
"How could you possibly know he was a dirt farmer?" she is
asked.
"First he complained it was too dry, then he whined it was
too wet, then he asked if he could pay me in the fall."
2006-10-17 05:58:07 · 6 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
uh oh... g'morning sire.. ehehe !g'eventing 2 you..:)
2006-10-17 06:17:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL it is stable, i thought it replaced into gonna be approximately this one- a great city lawyer went duck searching in rural Tennessee. He shot and dropped a chook, even though it fell right into a farmer's field on the different fringe of a fence. because of the fact the lawyer climbed over the fence to deliver mutually the chook, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he replaced into doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field. Now i'm entering into to retrieve it." The previous farmer appeared the lawyer in the eyes and pronounced firmly, "it quite is my belongings, and additionally you're no longer coming over right here." The lawyer huffed angrily, "i'm between the final trial attorneys in the country. in case you do no longer permit me get my duck, i will sue you." The previous farmer smiled. "apparently, you do no longer comprehend how we do issues in Tennessee. We settle small disagreements like this with the Tennessee 3 Kick Rule." The lawyer asked, "what's the Tennessee 3 Kick Rule?" The Farmer spoke back, "properly, first I kick you three times after which you kick me three times, and so on, decrease backward and forward, till somebody supplies up." The lawyer thought with reference to the proposed contest and desperate that he could desire to certainly take the previous codger. He agreed to abide by using the close by custom. The previous farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked as much as the lawyer. His first kick to the shin had the lawyer hopping around on one foot whilst unexpectedly the farmer planted the toe of his heavy artwork boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. The lawyer replaced into flat on his abdomen whilst the farmer's third kick to a kidney almost brought about him to pass out. The lawyer summoned each little bit of his will and controlled to get to his ft and pronounced, "ok, you previous coot, now it is my turn." The previous farmer smiled and pronounced, "Naw, I supply up. you have the duck.
2016-10-19 21:17:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol wow sad yet nice ♥
2006-10-17 06:30:18 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha H a Ha :)
2006-10-18 01:08:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, I get jokes
2006-10-17 06:12:21 · answer #5 · answered by hadda_be_played_on_a_jukebox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well not ur best baby
2006-10-17 06:17:33 · answer #6 · answered by bonnie3bd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋