There was this hillbilly woman who came to the hospital to have her first child. A year later she was back for a second child. The next year, almost like clockwork, she was back for her third child.
The hospital staff naturally began to expect her, and she was there, just like clockwork.
In the twelfth year - she didn't show, and the staff wondered what happened...A couple of years later she shows up, but she's not pregnant.
The hospital staff wonder what happened - did her husband die, or what?
When asked why she hadn't been there having a baby the past couple of years, she replied "No, no more.
Found out what was causin' it."
A 16-year-old girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party by herself. Since she was very good-looking, she was a bit nervous about what to do if boys hit on her. Her mom said, "It's very easy! Whenever a boy starts hitting on you, you ask him, 'What will be the name of our baby?' That'll scare them off." So off she went. After a little while at the party, a boy started dancing with her, and little by little he started kissing her and touching her. She asked him, "What will our baby be called?" The boy found some excuse and disappeared. Some time later, the same thing happened again: a boy started to kiss her neck, her shoulders... She stopped him and asked about the baby's name, and he ran off. Later on, another boy invited her for a walk. After a few minutes, he started kissing her, and she asked him, "What will our baby be called?" He continued, now slowly taking her clothes off. "What will our baby be called?" she asked once more. He began to have sex with her. "What will our baby be called?!" she asked again. After he was done, he took off his "full" condom, gave it a knot, and said, "If he gets out of this one... Houdini "
2006-10-17 05:45:13 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh yeah HOUDINI - LOL
2006-10-17 05:54:52 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny ones, really enjoyed them!!! I hope you like this jokes..
At an evening party the guest were asked to take part in a game in which everybody was to make a face, the one who made the worst face would win the prize. It seemed they had all done their worst face. Then the judge went up to one woman who was sitting off in a corner.
Judge: Madam, I think you've won the prize. Allow me to......
Woman: Sir, excuse me I wasn't playing.
We've been married ten years today.
Wonderful shall I kill a chicken and celebrate?
Why punish a poor chicken for something that happend ten years ago?
Husband: Let's have some fun this evening?
Wife: Okay and please leave the lights on in the hallway if you get home before I do.
Then you believe that your husband's death was due to a broken heart?
Yes, if he hadn't broken my heart, I wouldn't have shot him.
2006-10-17 06:17:58 · answer #2 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The second 1 was the best funny good job
2006-10-17 07:26:52 · answer #3 · answered by Nyce_Nay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a million. issues to do interior the bathing room stall... Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't positioned my lips on that." Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a actual function noise. Say, "Hmmm, i've got not seen that colour in the past." Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!" Say "Darn, this water is chilly." 2. procedures to reserve a pizza the exciting way... Ask what the order taker is wearing. Crack your knuckles into the receiver. Say hi, act taken aback for 5 seconds, then behave as though they referred to as you. replace your accessory each 3 seconds. Order fifty two pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal trend as follows from an equation you're approximately to dictate. Ask in the event that they choose paper. start up your order with "i could like. . . ". a sprint later, slap your self and say "No, i don't." wish you cherished THEM
2016-11-23 16:02:57 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is getting a bit repetative on my part but second one was amazing and way better.. but i heard the first one before lol... and GO HOUDINI!!! that's like sumat wud happen to my mate..... lol she is blonde.. teehee
2006-10-17 09:18:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one was not funny and stupid, But the second one was so funny. Thankyou you just made my day!!!
2006-10-17 07:36:43 · answer #6 · answered by Princess Peach 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the 2nd one was best I didnt understand the first one
2006-10-17 06:24:12 · answer #7 · answered by ImOuThEreUdigg!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
more power Houdini!
2006-10-17 06:24:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
:o lol
cant mention kids infront of the lads i know all you get it is "kez what have you been up to" its like "oy :o" lol
2006-10-17 06:07:11 · answer #9 · answered by kez_124 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2nd 1better than the first.
2006-10-17 05:59:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go houdini! LOL
2006-10-17 05:59:05 · answer #11 · answered by sunkissedsnowflake 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋