Four nuns are standing in line at the gates of heaven. Peter asks the first if she has ever sinned.
"Well, once I looked at a man's penis," she said.
"Put some of this holy water on your eyes and you may enter heaven," Peter told her.
He then asked the second nun if she had ever sinned.
"Well, once I held a man's penis," she replied. "Put your hand in this holy water and you may enter heaven," he said.
Just then the fourth nun pushed ahead of the third nun.
"Why did you push ahead in line?" asked Peter.
"Because I want to gargle before she sits in it!" replied the nun.
2006-10-17 05:38:26 · 3 answers · asked by tyler durden 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
They have already been in hell, by giving their lives to the church ... they deserve heaven.
2006-10-18 10:59:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a million there is not any eternal suffering. the days of this earth are numbered. So is hell. Hell is someplace in the centre of this earth (spiritually, you won't be able to see it with bare eyes). 2 smash undesirable souls? Hell is incredibly a detention center. You pass there to pay for all the undesirable deeds you have accomplished. After value is finished, reborn to earth. Given yet another hazard to settle for Christ. 3 the only individual who properly-knownshows satisfaction in human and animal suffering is devil. devil is the single that impacts your incorrect judgements into sin, no longer God.
2016-10-19 21:17:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no hell, so all of them have wasted their lives on an illusion, which is far worse than anything the third nun can dream up.
2006-10-17 10:05:33 · answer #3 · answered by Maple 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋