Broke Back Mountain Lady
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted
wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about
ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two
cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied
she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have
him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and
knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked hard
and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really
good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and
kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into
town on Saturday night.
He returned around 2:30am, and upon entering the room, he found
the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of win e,
waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did
as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them
neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly
watching her eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he
was told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever wear my clothes
into town again, you're fired!"
2006-10-17 05:27:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol..............lol
2006-10-17 06:17:02 · answer #1 · answered by alisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:o lol
* two of my mates watched that film (two lads) they well hated it,lol they said we werent aloud to see it coz it had gays in it i couldnt stop laughing i mean come on,what would it have looked like to people who had seen the film,two ok lookin guys going to see it together alone lmao *
2006-10-17 13:16:51 · answer #2 · answered by kez_124 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hell now that was really good joke this is the best i hord all day you need to keep us here lol so plz dont stop
2006-10-17 13:25:23 · answer #3 · answered by bonnie3bd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny - This sounds like it could be a good sequel....
2006-10-17 15:36:26 · answer #4 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah
2006-10-17 13:40:28 · answer #5 · answered by mystical_rainbow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it!
2006-10-17 14:45:12 · answer #6 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:) :)
2006-10-17 13:20:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋