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No, because you wouldn't be able to get them out again. That's why the Chinese invented anal beads and ben-wa balls which do pretty much the same thing for all discerning perverts out there who like to stick things in various bodily orifices and not end up in the A&E unit of the local hospital.

2006-10-17 05:25:32 · answer #1 · answered by Mental Mickey 6 · 2 0

no why do you think those anal bead are on a string
Any thing your girl Friend will let you put on her bottom must be able to be gotten out again. Or its a trip to the Hospital to have them taken out again. You would not have a girl Friend after that. Would you let her but them inside you knowing that you would have to go and explain how they got up there

2006-10-17 04:55:46 · answer #2 · answered by Ben 3 · 3 0

Honestly i tell you that it was not safe. Because marbles are very dirty and your girlfriend will get infected by phatogen more easily.

2006-10-17 04:51:17 · answer #3 · answered by evolutionf330q 2 · 1 2

Accident and emergency doctors are always telling each other gruesome stories about people who turned up with objects stuck in their intestine (swallowed or 'supposited').

It's not just a one-way system; things can get lost in there, and cause sudden or delayed digestive problems.

Not worth the risk !

2006-10-17 04:56:45 · answer #4 · answered by Fitology 7 · 1 2

If you must...please ensure you bleach them before you play marbles with them at school!

2006-10-17 04:50:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

buy a packet of twenty, pour them in and get some empty cans and sit them on top of the tv and get her to fire them at the cans. If she cracks the tv keep on pouring them in till she learns how to aim.

2006-10-17 05:29:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Not if they are the Elgin Marbles

2006-10-17 05:46:27 · answer #7 · answered by dink2006 3 · 0 1

Yes. But Chinese Love Eggs are better

2006-10-17 04:49:47 · answer #8 · answered by MGN2006 4 · 3 0

Absolutely fine ! Say 'hi' to the rest of the Conservative party for me.

2006-10-17 04:51:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Well if you mean the "Elgin Marbles" the the answer is defiantly not.

2006-10-17 05:15:27 · answer #10 · answered by ♣ My Brainhurts ♣ 5 · 0 2

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