he: haven't we met before?
she: yes, i'm the receptionist at the clinic for venereal diseases.
he: haven't we met some place before?
she: yes, that's why i don't go there anymore.
he: is this seat empty?
she: it is. and this one will be too if you seat there.
he: you wanna go to my place?
she: i don't know... is there enough room in a trash can?
he: my place or yours?
she: both. you go to your place and i go to mine.
he: i wanna call you. what's your number?
she: it's in the phone book.
he: but i don't know your name.
she: it's also in the phone book.
he: so... what do you do for a living?
she: i'm a transvestite.
he: how do you like you eggs in the morning?
she: unfertilized.
he: hey, come on... stop this. we both know that we're here in the club for the same reason.
she: yes... to pick up women.
he: if i could see you naked, i'd die happy.
she: true. but if i see you naked i'd die laughing.
2006-10-17 04:41:21 · 13 answers · asked by jqdsilva 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats a good one. i will remember those lines next time i go out
2006-10-17 04:53:00 · answer #1 · answered by ms01 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-19 21:14:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A clever lady out there - LOL
2006-10-17 04:50:26 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol im a right cow,i mean i get any line i just do that and well wind them up its soo funny.
2006-10-17 06:21:23 · answer #4 · answered by kez_124 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Std clinic was funny!
2006-10-17 05:21:54 · answer #5 · answered by red.cancer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
most of those were pretty lame, but a few of them were funny, so it was still worth sharing lol
2006-10-17 05:06:38 · answer #6 · answered by Fade__Out 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
can't stop laughing long enough to think of an answer
2006-10-17 05:04:47 · answer #7 · answered by angel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This lines are funny but true!!
2006-10-17 05:53:46 · answer #8 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was good. lol
2006-10-17 05:56:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i will be using this one:
he: so... what do you do for a living?
she: i'm a transvestite.
2006-10-17 04:56:39 · answer #10 · answered by anklebiter 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋