Toward the end of the golf course, Harry somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden, POOF!, in a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life; better still; you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life..... as a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life!" THEN POOF!....she was gone.
After Harry got a hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, Fred. "Fred, where are you?"
Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the Pussywillows."
Harry yells back......"DON'T SWING FRED!!!" "For God sake, DON'T SWING!!"
2006-10-17 04:41:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's a good friend. I would have told him "swing away!"
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2006-10-17 04:54:22 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There shouldn't have been any problem as such to Fred .....What if no Pussy ? (C)unts and holes were always at his disposal !! Ha Ha Ha ...Good One, liked it .
2006-10-17 06:10:50 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha u naughty don't swing pls. LOL
2006-10-17 04:49:20 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, love this one.. too funny
2006-10-17 05:11:32 · answer #4 · answered by bklynmka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha... I liked that.....LMAO
2006-10-17 05:22:18 · answer #5 · answered by Maggz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL loved it.
2006-10-17 05:11:45 · answer #6 · answered by mcnees79 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...yes, funny
2006-10-17 05:08:53 · answer #7 · answered by Fade__Out 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋