I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
2006-10-17 04:38:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've actually had a girl call me and ask me for my number. The screen on her cellphone burnt out, and she had me on her speed dial, so she called and asked for my number. but that's still funny though!
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2006-10-17 04:48:37 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
She was pretty stupid -- How long did you keep company with her?
The last one is funneir this way: She went Bear hunting, the sign on the road said "bear left", so she left too.
2006-10-17 11:55:35 · answer #2 · answered by me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does a blonde make best for dinner?
Reservations.
2006-10-20 14:15:34 · answer #3 · answered by Mella 87 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one i always look forward to blonde jokes. see i am a blonde. but when i do something dumb everyone just says oh shes a blonde lol
2006-10-17 11:49:21 · answer #4 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
those r good and funny i no alot of them
2006-10-17 12:07:10 · answer #5 · answered by HaNnAh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very very good couldnt stop laughing lol xxx
2006-10-17 15:47:58 · answer #6 · answered by pinkie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I HEARD ALL THEM JOKE ON YO-MOMMA
2006-10-17 11:50:16 · answer #7 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
looooooool...good one... but i bet you don't know anyone like that... =)
2006-10-17 12:47:28 · answer #8 · answered by darkness shadow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - oh blonde!!
2006-10-17 11:48:01 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
love it! thanks for making me laugh!
2006-10-17 15:04:07 · answer #10 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋