A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds.
Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked, "Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth?"
"Yup, shore am!"
"How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "Ten pounds."
The bartender said, "Why, what happened? He did weigh twenty pounds."
The proud Texas father said, "Jest had him circumcised!"
2006-10-17 04:32:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yup!
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2006-10-17 04:41:17 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA ha a naughty joke,
2006-10-17 04:41:46 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my God . my husband will go crazy over this one. thanks for shareing it with us. keep up the good work
2006-10-17 04:54:56 · answer #3 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny.
2006-10-17 04:43:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's hilarious please keep them coming!
2006-10-17 08:06:04 · answer #5 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋