One day at a local buffet, a man suddenly called out, "My son's choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help!"
A man from a nearby table stood up and announced that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing.He stepped over with almost no look of concern at all, wrapped his hands around the boys testicles, and squeezed.
Out popped the quarter.
The man then went back to his table as though nothing had happened.
"Thank you! Thank you!" the father cried. "Are you a paramedic?"
"No," replied the man. "I work for the IRS." (Internal Revenue Service)
2006-10-17 04:31:45 · 14 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I just spit coffe all over my keyboard! Fuc.k me................... 9.
I think the daughter comment helped a little.
2006-10-17 04:50:17 · answer #1 · answered by Krazykraut 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
10!!! They are always grabbing us by the balls and squeezing as much out of us as they can!
2006-10-17 11:41:11 · answer #2 · answered by roxy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's so bad, I can't laugh!!!
But i'll force it for you haaa *choke*
Sorry but I can't even force it after all!
2006-10-17 11:40:16 · answer #3 · answered by Dannie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cute - but old!@
2006-10-17 11:41:21 · answer #4 · answered by nswblue 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a great one. loved it and i will be telling my friends it. thanks for the great laugh. i give it a 10
2006-10-17 11:46:00 · answer #5 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ahhaha
2006-10-17 11:40:17 · answer #6 · answered by Chuglon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe!! i give it a 8!
2006-10-17 11:42:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO!!! I give it an 8!!
2006-10-17 11:41:17 · answer #8 · answered by mcnees79 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
pretty stupid. i didnt even smile.
2006-10-17 11:40:18 · answer #9 · answered by Hugh Jass 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha. good one.
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2006-10-17 11:38:37 · answer #10 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋