An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted
to dig his potato garden but it was very hard work as
the ground was hard.
His only son Fred, who used to help him, was in
prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and
described his predicament.
Dear Fred,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I
won't be able to plant my potato garden this year.
I'm just getting too old to be digging up a
garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would
be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. -
Love Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
For heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up that
garden, that's where I buried the BODIES.
Love Fred
At 4 am the next morning, FBI agents and local
police arrived and dug up the entire area without
finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man
and left. That same day the old man received another
letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the
best I could do under the circumstances.
Love Fred
2006-10-17 04:31:18 · 10 answers · asked by Krazykraut 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
AAAWWWWW that's the sweetest, sick thing I've ever heard!! LOL. Hey, has anyone ever told you that you look like "The Rock"?
2006-10-17 04:40:14 · answer #1 · answered by mcnees79 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - An oldie but funnie joke, a clever son out there.
2006-10-17 11:38:58 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing beats the bond of a father and son.
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2006-10-17 11:40:02 · answer #3 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a great way to get the government to do your dirty work!!lol!!
2006-10-17 11:51:25 · answer #4 · answered by BAMBAM1970 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it definately put a smile on....but thats all i can say!
2006-10-17 12:28:46 · answer #5 · answered by raechel.denise 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, I really like that one, good one :O)
2006-10-17 12:26:25 · answer #6 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how wrong is this...very funny!
2006-10-17 11:39:03 · answer #7 · answered by Mom to Foster Children 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LMAO
2006-10-17 13:08:02 · answer #8 · answered by fulllipsandbighips 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a great one. thanks for making me laugh so hard
2006-10-17 11:57:09 · answer #9 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-10-17 11:44:37 · answer #10 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋