How do you explain the gas and feces that is excreted from my brown poopshoot everyday? His scent and face covers the surface of the tissue and reaches the depths of my porcelain soul. Is that not God?
2006-10-17 04:30:33 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Some of you atheist aren't even reading the whole question.
2006-10-17 04:42:38 · update #1
Wipe with Exodus, I already used Lev.
2006-10-17 04:37:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
No we don't have evidence for God that's why we are atheists.!
Yes, I'm one of the assclowns that didn't read the whole question. Sorry!
I have knelt before the porcelain god and yawned in Technicolor.
2006-10-17 11:39:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never mind that - the sad thing is that despite having such a terrible grasp on reality (or such a poor sense of humor if you were attempting that), you'll probably be counseling people with a much better one someday and being paid about $100/hr to do it.
2006-10-17 13:59:26 · answer #3 · answered by Joseph 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It was just the burrito you ate from Taco Bell at lunchtime. No dieties are located in your feces. But, it's a good place to start looking for them. LOL
2006-10-17 11:39:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Since you say God exists the burden of proof is up to you....your very question kinda proves the atheists' point
2006-10-17 11:41:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You my dear are an excellent example of the theist mentality. A little extreme maybe, but excellent nonetheless.
BTW if there were proof of god....outside of your bodily emissions...we wouldn't be atheists.
2006-10-17 11:48:55 · answer #6 · answered by Medusa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So you are saying god will appear like dust or odor or and garbage barrel? mm mm people need to think in different way but yours extra ordinary.
2006-10-17 11:40:13 · answer #7 · answered by mswathi1025 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
While I certainly don't believe in showing respect to the nonsense of theism and believe it needs to be eradicated for humanity's sake, I don't know that toilet humor is the way to go.
2006-10-17 11:58:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hey what you going to do if poop no longer come from the shoot and you have to pray that it will ,what will you do? i think GOD shoul give everyone that says little derogitory things,just that and scare the **** out of them litterly all in fun and laugh at yo *** ha ah ha ha ha
2006-10-17 11:46:52 · answer #9 · answered by Me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excrement is the result of fully understandable bodily processes, not the supernatural. And humans have a natural tendency to see recognizable figures in nature, such as clouds.
2006-10-17 11:38:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋