A man walks into a pub and says, "Give me three pints of Guinness, please."
So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone.
He then orders three more and the bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold, so you can start with one and I'll bring you a fresh one as soon as you're low."
The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too and we're drinking together."
The bartender thinks it's a wonderful tradition and every week he sets up the guy's three beers as soon as he enters in the bar. Then one week, the man comes in and orders only two. He drinks them, then orders two more. The bartender sadly says, "Knowing your tradition, I'd just like to just say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
The man replies, "Oh, my brothers are fine - I just quit drinking."
2006-10-17 04:27:03 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! GOOD ONE!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-17 05:28:03 · answer #1 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh what a really loving and caring brother he is!! LOL
2006-10-17 04:35:58 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is so good. Where do you get these wonderful jokes. There are the best.
2006-10-17 05:48:44 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-10-17 04:37:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good Stuff!
2006-10-17 04:38:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah i dont drink anymore....i dont drink any less either!!lol!!good one!
2006-10-17 04:38:37 · answer #6 · answered by BAMBAM1970 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty damn funny!
2006-10-18 13:51:57 · answer #7 · answered by Father Ashley 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah. that's my excuse too!
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2006-10-17 04:34:24 · answer #8 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great one ::) :)
2006-10-17 06:18:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!
2006-10-17 04:37:22 · answer #10 · answered by mcnees79 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋