I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first,
Start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough
to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're
generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby..
Then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday,
and finally. . . .
you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
2006-10-17 04:24:40 · 6 answers · asked by Krazykraut 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HERE HERE!!!!! I AM WRITING YOU IN FOR MAYOR!!! LOL.
Krazykraut FOR MAYOR!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!
2006-10-17 04:35:08 · answer #1 · answered by mcnees79 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amen
2006-10-17 04:34:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow what a wonderful idea, i agree with you totally man.
2006-10-17 04:33:55 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I WISH IT WAS LIKE THAT I WOULD BE HALF WAY TO BEEING A BABY RIGHT NOW
2006-10-17 04:37:29 · answer #4 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never thought of it that way.. but its a brillant idea. that is definetly how i would wanna go!
2006-10-17 05:21:22 · answer #5 · answered by bklynmka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
most excelent dude, tell me your supplier, i want some
2006-10-17 04:41:20 · answer #6 · answered by yellowdog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋